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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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