- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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