- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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