How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Poop

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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