Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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