what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

jews

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

David Cameron

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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