why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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