- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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