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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

i am a dino. RAWR.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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