A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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God is real.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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