if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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