What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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One, two, three, four and five

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Good job, son.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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