why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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