- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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