- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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