Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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