whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

antonio has a penis head.lol

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what did one computer say to the other .........

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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