What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

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