Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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