- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

my penis

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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