What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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How old are you? 7

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civil rights

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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