- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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