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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

race-car = rac-ecar

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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