- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

here's a joke... the american education society

Go away still nothing to see

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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