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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?