- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Want to hear a joke? Obama

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

there once was a frog with no leggs

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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