How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

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