- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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