- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

your life

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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