- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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