- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Yellow People !!

Go away still nothing to see

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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