Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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