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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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