Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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