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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

womens rights

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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