- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Lil Wayne

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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