A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Where's my baby??

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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i found waldo.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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