Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Pickle

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

9/11 my birthday

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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