- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

The child was fired from his job.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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