A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

my penis

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Knock knock. Its open.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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