- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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