Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

No your aunties a joke

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Justin Bieber

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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