Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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women's rights.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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