why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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