- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Knock Knock. Come in.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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