Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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