- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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