- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

A man penetrates another man.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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