Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What page are you on The gay page.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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