Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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