- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

bangers and mash?

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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