Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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