- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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