- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man penetrates another man.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

this website even though its hilarious.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What page are you on The gay page.

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