Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Denard Robinson

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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