- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Dwight Howard

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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