- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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