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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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