- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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