How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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