Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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