- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man died.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

where's mom I killed her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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