- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

penis. nuff said.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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