Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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