A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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