What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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