Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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