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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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