- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's 9+10? 19

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

your mama's so fat... that's it

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??