what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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