Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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