- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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