why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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bite me

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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pobody's nerfect

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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