in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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hi jonny

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womens rights

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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