What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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