When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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