- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Whats two plus two Four!

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

womens rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

hi jonny

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

You know whats annoying? Steve

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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