Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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