- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Rylan Clark

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How old are you? 7

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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