- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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