A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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God is real.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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. . I am a whale

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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