in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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