- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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