whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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