A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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