- Anti Joke

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A house comes around the corner.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A hill billy went fishing

Chuck Norris.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How old is victor? Half past dead

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic