- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Where would canada be without nature? still here

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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