- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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