- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Don't believe in Atheists.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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